Welcome, you lucky person

Welcome to my bloody website doohickey.

Apparently one can not simply BE a celebrity these days without Twatting one's Tweets every thirty seconds and constantly "liking" pictures of people's food on a bloody Facebook machine.

FINE. Here it is, you bloodsuckers!

I, for one, believe that if it isn't attached to the leg of a carrier pigeon or delivered personally as a telegram via the Atlantic Cable, it can't be all that important.

Nevertheless! I have a show. You must know when it is and where and whom and whatnot.

Our next show:

Derwin Blanshard's Extremely Classy Sunday Evening Programme

Season 3, Episode 4

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Doors 7:30, 8:00pm Show

Victoria Event Centre

1415 Broad Street

Tickets $20
$18 For The Overdressed
$10 For "Arts Workers"



FEATURING: Victoria Mayor Lisa Helps, Queen Elizabeth, The Derwin Blanshard Orchestra, Bluesy chanteuse Chance Lovett, Teen Girl Squad vs. Golden Girl Squad plus a stunning cavalcade of entertainments.


Adam and Andrea Zonnis, Leanne Allen, Carolyn Sadowsky, Amy Culliford, Andrew Bailey, Morgan Cranny, Paul Henry Opps, Amanda Butler, Kathryn Popham, Wes Borg, Gordon Marshall, Deleina Mae, Kathy Trithardt, Taylor Lewis, Paul Shortt, Charles Martin the Moose, James Ball, Drew Farrance, Jen McRock, Curran Dobbs, Kelly Fawcett, Pamela Bethel, Aleris Medea, Pepper the Amazing Dog, D. Bruce Gammie, Karen Croquet, Francis Melling, Drew May and more!

Wouldn't you like your town to host a world famous TV Talk Show? Well, we can pretend to do that: delusional productions.

Excerpts from Past Programmes for your Intertubing Pleasure

FULL EPISODE! - Derwin Blanshard Season 1, Episode 8.

Derwin Blanshard shilling for "Schrodinger's Cat Disposal Service" from Season 1, Episode 8.

Bob MacDonald of CBC Radio's "Quirks & Quarks" singing Van Morison's "Moondance" from Season 1, Episode 8.

Derwin Blanshard's Gulibility Institute from Season 1, Episode 8.

Derwin Blanshard, Esq. Raconteur, Pundit, Gadfly, Talk Show Host


Derwin Blanshard's Extremely Classy Sunday Evening Programme

Season 3, Episode 4

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Doors 7:30, Show 8:00pm

Victoria Event Centre

1415 Broad Street




Season 3, Episode 3

March 22, 2015

Bob McDonald of CBC’s Quirks & Quarks, MLA Andrew Weaver and Mark Leiren-Young.



Season 3, Episode 2

February 22, 2015

Dean Fortin, Jo-Ann Roberts, Ron Pederson and John Ullyat.



Season 3, Episode 1

November 23, 2014

Adrian Chamberlain, NDP MLA Lana Popham, Chance Lovett and Golden Throats.



Season 2, Episode 10

June 22, 2014

Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock Muppeteer Tim Gosley, NDP MLA Nicholas Simons, author Kathy Trithardt.



Season 2, Episode 9

May 25, 2014

CBC's Bob MacDonald Mayor of Victoria Dean Fortin and Mayor of Oak Bay Nils Jensen.



Season 2, Episode 8

April 27, 2014

NDP MLA Lana Popham, Carolyn Mark, Andrew Bailey.



Season 2, Episode 7

March 23, 2014

Nicholas Simons, NDP MLA, "Bongy", Clay George.



Season 2, Episode 6

February 23, 2014

Paul Destrooper - Artistic Director of Ballet Victoria, Pistols West, Dave Attwood.



Season 2, Episode 5

January 26, 2014

Astronomer Margaret Gwyn, 16 year-old Ann Makosinski, winner of the $25,000 Google Science Prize.



Season 2, Episode 4

December 22, 2013

Australian Christmas Special Featured: Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, Olivia Newton-John.