Welcome, you lucky person

Welcome to my bloody website doohickey.

Apparently one can not simply BE a celebrity these days without Twatting one's Tweets every thirty seconds and constantly "liking" pictures of people's food on a bloody Facebook machine.

FINE. Here it is, you bloodsuckers!

I, for one, believe that if it isn't attached to the leg of a carrier pigeon or delivered personally as a telegram via the Atlantic Cable, it can't be all that important.

Nevertheless! I have a show. You must know when it is and where and whom and whatnot.

Our next show:

Derwin Blanshard's Extremely Classy Sunday Evening Programme

Season 2, Episode 7

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Doors 7:30, 8:00pm Show

Victoria Event Centre

1415 Broad Street

Tickets $20
$18 For The Overdressed


FEATURING: Nicholas Simons, NDP MLA for Sunshine Coast.

AND: Colbert Report Sensation "Bongy", Mayoral Candidate Saul Anderson, Musical Guest Clay George, Comedians David Bruce and Ana De Lara as well as "Teen Diaries" read by Christina Craft plus The Derwin Blanshard Orchestra.


Wes Borg - Kathryn Popham - Morgan Cranny - Paul Oppers - Jen Wilcox - Anna Irwin-Borg - Curran Dobbs - Chris Gabel - David Bruce - Karen Brelsford - Julian Cervello - Charles Martin the Moose.

Wouldn't you like your town to host a world famous TV Talk Show? Well, we can pretend to do that: delusional productions.

Excerpts from Past Programmes for your Intertubing Pleasure

Derwin Blanshard shilling for "Schrodinger's Cat Disposal Service" from Season 1, Episode 8.

Bob McDonald of CBC Radio's "Quirks & Quarks" singing Van Morison's "Moondance" from Season 1, Episode 8.

Derwin Blanshard's Gulibility Institute from Season 1, Episode 8.

Derwin Blanshard, Esq. Raconteur, Pundit, Gadfly, Talk Show Host


Derwin Blanshard's Extremely Classy Sunday Evening Programme

Season 2, Episode 7

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Doors 7:30, Show 8:00pm

Victoria Event Centre

1415 Broad Street




Season 2, Episode 6

February 23, 2014

Paul Destrooper - Artistic Director of Ballet Victoria, Pistols West, Dave Attwood.



Season 2, Episode 5

January 26, 2014

Astronomer Margaret Gwyn, 16 year-old Ann Makosinski, winner of the $25,000 Google Science Prize.



Season 2, Episode 4

December 22, 2013

Australian Christmas Special Featured: Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, Olivia Newton-John.



Season 2, Episode 3

November 24, 2013

Featured: Jacqueline Chadwick, Lana Popham, Dave Lang & the Twin Otters.



Season 2, Episode 2

October 27, 2013

Featured: Victoria Mayor, "Fightin'" Dean Fortin, Gareth Kyle Gaudin, the cast of Rocky Horror Show.



Season 2, Episode 1

September 22, 2013

Featured: Rock Star Tal Bachman, Celebrity Mixologist Solomon Seigel.



Season 1, Episode 10

June 16, 2013

Featured: Luigi the Lovebird & Mary R. McQueen, Shirley Gnome.



Season 1, Episode 9

May 26, 2013

Featured: Britt Small of Atomic Vaudville. NDP MLAs Lana Popham & Nicholas Simons and Green Party MLA Andrew Weaver.



Season 1, Episode 8

April 28, 2013

Featured: CBC Quirks & Quarks Host Bob McDonald and Scientist Dave Hill: Sasquatch Hunter.



Season 1, Episode 7

March 24, 2013

Featured: Blue Bridge Theatre’s artistic director Brian Richmond and Olympic bronze medal rower Mike Lewis.